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littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

Hey, don’t get me wrong, that’s fine and all, but you’re a West. *he beams*

As great as getting my own daughter pregnant sounds— I can’t even finish this joke, I need to throw up somewhere. *gags*

Mmmm, close, I’m a Park-West. And as much as people like to focus on the later half, both parts are equally as important.

… Ew, yeah, no. And watch what you say in front of my kids. Babies have minds like sponges, I don’t want them catching any of your dirty mindedness and bad humor.

What ever happened to just inheriting your fathers name.. *shakes his head.*

*frowns, leaning on to speak to Anna* Don’t let her brainwash you. The talking heads are a fine band.



littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

littleladyflash:

Mmmm, that’s one of the beautiful things about being a speedster, you lose baby fat so fast. No dieting for me!

That could work.

Well your mother did the same, so it might be something extra in there.

Yeah, but how could I even find one?

Well, us Park women are special creatures.

Don’t look at me. I went through all the pain and suffering of having all, well, most of my own kids.

Hey, don’t get me wrong, that’s fine and all, but you’re a West. *he beams*

As great as getting my own daughter pregnant sounds— I can’t even finish this joke, I need to throw up somewhere. *gags*



littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

littleladyflash:

I like owning the cows. *She frowned slightly* Does that make me a cattle farmer? This is an odd comparison.

Maybe more like a mother cow..Speaking of, do you have any baby fat?

Hm, maybe, if we could find a surrogate..or…two….hm. Speedster babies.

Mmmm, that’s one of the beautiful things about being a speedster, you lose baby fat so fast. No dieting for me!

That could work.

Well your mother did the same, so it might be something extra in there.

Yeah, but how could I even find one?



littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

littleladyflash:

Nope, sorry, I love that one. *She smiled* And I love this one and the adopted one and the little bugger who keep asking me for a cellphone. And you know, I love Thad too. But if you’re really good, maybe you can borrow them every once and a while.

*he shrugs, gently placing her back into the stroller* Why buy the cow, I guess.

I like owning the cows. *She frowned slightly* Does that make me a cattle farmer? This is an odd comparison.

Maybe more like a mother cow..Speaking of, do you have any baby fat?

Hm, maybe, if we could find a surrogate..or…two….hm. Speedster babies.



littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

littleladyflash:

So take one of mine. *She joked, trying to lighten his mood a bit, then pressing a kiss to Izzy’s forehead and smirking, teasingly.* You could have Thad.

How generous, I’ll take this one.* He chuckles pathetically, touching his nose to Anna’s cheek* What would I need thad for? He’s practically grown.

Nope, sorry, I love that one. *She smiled* And I love this one and the adopted one and the little bugger who keep asking me for a cellphone. And you know, I love Thad too. But if you’re really good, maybe you can borrow them every once and a while.

*he shrugs, gently placing her back into the stroller* Why buy the cow, I guess.



littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

littleladyflash:

*She paused, that hadn’t really occurred to her, all her kids were super-powered* Well, I suppose you should get a meta kid then.

*hie expression flattens* because those are everywhere. I mean, I know maybe more than half are orphans, but I really can’t find one.

So take one of mine. *She joked, trying to lighten his mood a bit, then pressing a kiss to Izzy’s forehead and smirking, teasingly.* You could have Thad.

How generous, I’ll take this one.* He chuckles pathetically, touching his nose to Anna’s cheek* What would I need thad for? He’s practically grown.



littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

*he frowns pathetically, rocking the child slightly* What if I get bored..?

*She paused, that hadn’t really occurred to her, all her kids were super-powered* Well, I suppose you should get a meta kid then.

*hie expression flattens* because those are everywhere. I mean, I know maybe more than half are orphans, but I really can’t find one.



littleladyflash:

Don’t remind me… *She frowned, stroking Izzy’s cheek with one finger, a look of worry coming over her.* But, you know, there’s not much I can do about there being too many of them.

You think it would be like that, but I don’t feel any differently between Dawn and the other three.

*he frowns pathetically, rocking the child slightly* What if I get bored..?

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littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

*He holds the baby very carefully with one arm, smiling lightly* I bet the guys’ll be all over ‘em.

And here I thought you were too ugly a baby for that to happen. Apparently not, though.

Everyone’s going to be all over them. *She stuck out her tongue* You’re just jealous you don’t have cute little kids anymore and I’ve got four… and I’ve got Thad.

Are you and Barry still talking about adopting?

Too many for a single mom, especially with the dangerous blood in these too. They could wind up with bart scale issues.

Yeah.. It just wouldn’t be the same as an actual.. y’know. Kid of ours. So I’m a little iffy after having my own..



littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

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I was getting there, cool your jets. Which one do you want?

All the babies.

*She rolled her eyes and unclipped the buckles on the stroller, handing him Anna* You can start with one. *She picked up Isabelle*

*He holds the baby very carefully with one arm, smiling lightly* I bet the guys’ll be all over ‘em.

And here I thought you were too ugly a baby for that to happen. Apparently not, though.



littleladyflash:

fastesttoasteralive:

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I was getting there, cool your jets. Which one do you want?

All the babies.